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Jean
Fajean answers to
TITANES
EN EL RING
We
acknowledge receipt of a letter from La Momia, whom we have
always been fans of since the times he was still alive - the
professional wrestlers' register status is erratic - and used to
fight under the name of El Download.
Today, La Momia is informing us of the social security problem
that seriously afflicts the Titanes en el Ring.
Nueva Compañia Tangueros and the TQR editorial staff would like
to declare their solidarity to these roughed up colleagues of
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La
viuda de Martin Karadajian y su hija Paulina Karadajian, en el colmo del
caradurismo, con tal de no pagar lo que deben por carga sociales y
provisionales a todos los luchadores de troupe, riéndose da la Justicia,
argumentan ahora que "Titanes en el Ring" nunca existiò.
Aprovechandose de trabajadores humildes, hoy algunos yà retirados de la
actividad y otros que no encuentran trabajo, la viuda de Karadajian vive
muy bien luego de habernos explotado. Se niega a pagar y entregar las
certificaciones de trabajo que les adeuda a sus ex empleados. En
realidad buscan cualquier argumento para no cumplir con las obligaciones
y se rien da la Ley y la Justicia.
Pero en esta lucha que tomé como propia en nombre de El Ancho Peuchelle,
Ulises el Griego, René Tenembaum, Ararat, José Luis el Español,
Carloto, Benito Durante, Salvatore Juliano, Carlos Màrquez, Gengis Kan,
El Ejecutivo, el fallecido Joe Galera y muchos otros la vamos a
continuar hasta que paguen el ùltimo peso que nos deben por evasiòn al
fisco y con nosotros van a perder por knock out técnico.
En esta pelea vamos hasta a dejar la sangre para que se castigue a los
explotadores y evasores. Peleamos contra la impunidad y el poder del
dinero. Deberàn saber que en el ring La Momia jamàs perdiò y, pese a
la impunidad reinante, el poder del dinero y de los que compran
conciencia, esta pelea la vamos a ganar y entonces sì habrà justicia
para los trabajadores de "Titanes en el Ring".
Oscar Demelli (La Momia)
Luchador profesional y empresario artistico
The
free-style Wrestling and the Tango-Show two worlds are not too far from
each other as a superficial observer may think. In both cases, either to
wrestle in the rings and to tango in the Buenos Aires Tango Houses, it
takes a minimum of two; the steps and the figures are prearranged and
almost identical; the costumes are insane alike; the yelling and the
heeling on stage are exactly the same. The Tango-Show's workers and the
Wrestlers, as well as physique, age and maquillage, share also a
tasteful audience (la gilada), which they try to impress with a similar
repertoire of special effects. A post-performance examination to the
performes' limbs would find the same tumefactions - tiene màs golpes
que rodilla de zapatero - they use to say in both fields. Also
perspiration, fatigue and, why not, social reputation, go together in
the two categories.
The Tangueros and the Wrestlers borrow their stage names from a common
etymology: Dead Man Dancing is a well-known terpsichorean in the Tango
scene; on the other hand not one milonguera in town would like to dance
in the same block with Terminator, who goes on practising undeterred
every friday night at La Estrella. La Mafia Gaucha, like the Titans in
their Ring, has succeded in imposing the folk rules to the milonga and
now everybody has to watch the tanda de chacarera and its silly
hanky-waving. Not to mention El Golem, El Dios de Ebano, El Petardo, El
Malevo, La Tumba Etrusca, Cames Bondi, El Showcero, Mono Conavaja, El
Pulpo Marianela, El Magnanimo.
Today La Momia directly confirms that even the wrestling entrepreneurs
ain't different from their Tango-Show's equals. We have no reason for
doubting it: it's quite a long time since a pianist who played in the Sexteto
Canyengue under the assumed name of Wim Warman and who fighted in
the adjacent world of wrestling under his real name of Arena Torpedo,
had foreseen the merging of the two parties.
We kindly ask our readers to support the Titans struggle for their
rights. Be sure about that: La Momia will never give up. You remember
him beating El Ejecutivo even under his tongue? Or La Momia versus
Siamese Twins Cohen? He was knocked down so many times that his manager
started to rent out his shoes soles as advertising space.
La Momia will take the Karadajian Widow till the last round and this
time- i give you my personal garantee - it will be her lawyer to whisper:
if you kill him, you are level.
©
TQR Jean Fajean
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